This is not exactly how I did my turkey, though mine did also involve a bacon wrap. But it sounds even more awesome. Though there isn't any stuffing and I'm not sure if you'd get good pan juices for gravy. Perhaps it could be modified.
A while back, some people were discussing raw milk - here's a good article on the subject.
And some funnies:
Atheist Holiday Traditions
The War on Xmas
And look.. it's Santa Cephalopod!